First off I'd like to thank God for giving me all of this amazing talent I have for the arts. With all of the awards that I have previously won, polished and on my shelf at home, I honestly was expecting this win tonight. Let's just say that my butler has one more thing to polish in my house.
I just want to make a quick shout-out to that snobby girl in my fifth grade class who said I would never become a famous actress: LOOK AT ME NOW SUCKER. I have more followers on Twitter than the population of Macedonia! I bet you're sulking at home with only twelve.
Anyways, I just want to thank my fans for voting for me, it was such an honor to receive yet another Grammy award. People should just call me the award-receiver because I have a whole walk-in closet designated for these guys *waves award*. You all should just wait around for next year, because I will be back and shining brighter than ever. Thank you and enjoy the rest of the show!
Explanation: I am a pretentious, stuck-up actress receiving yet ANOTHER award at the annual Grammy Awards. I talk about all my fame and popularity and shove in people's faces that I am going far in life.
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